February 2010
32 posts
Scum
I love seeing scrawny, shirtless teenagers running around the civic. No really I can’t think of something that would give me a bigger kick. Especially when they hang around your work, swearing loudly and throwing stuff at each other. But what made my day was that when my boss spilt some coffee beans on the civic floor. One of the boys from the group lunged for them. I assume he was the...
Centrelink
I never really understood what the big fuss over centrelink was. Sure the people that work their may be horrible but I honestly thought everyone was over reacting about how crap the service was. NO. EVERYONE IS COMPLETELY CORRECT…
Yesterday I had to make my first ‘proper’ journey to centrelink- I’d been in there a few days before to pick up some forms and that didn’t...
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to...
– jack Kerouac - On The Road. (via chazworth) (via juliamouse) (via thestoryofthegreatwhitecloud)
Achieved my first front flip on the trampoline...
I love making icecream with biscuit and nesquick...
Now this just may be some crazy theory that Ruby thought up to trip me out or it could be a lot more. What ever it is I like it anyway.
When you hear someone on the phone depending on who it is they will either sound like they do in person or they will sound completely different. Now a persons voice can reveal so much about them. You can tell by a simple tone whether they are annoyed, happy,...
Wendy’s castle was no match for even bent Zac… Kind of a slap in the face for the creators of Super Mario.
I think I have a creepy stalker...
The Three Oddest Words
bitterandblind:
crashinglybeautiful:
When I pronounce the word Future, the first syllable already belongs to the past. When I pronounce the word Silence, I destroy it. When I pronounce the word Nothing, I make something no non-being can hold.
— Wislawa Szymborska
(from: amare-habeo)
January 2010
148 posts
Kids say the darndest things
This is the discussion that my 5 year old brother had with my parents:
Brother: Why do people die?
Parent: Well you get very old and then you fall asleep and just not wake up. Everyone has to die.
Brother: What about you and daddy?
Parent: Yes. We will die one day too. But not for a very long time.
Brother: That's ok. When you die Nic will be our new daddy (My younger brother) and Zac will be our new mummy.
Hmm...
35 yr old. Chippy. Needs Work. WILL DO ANYTHING...
A sign I saw in Tewantin. I know that these are desperate times, but really… Anything?
If someone comes up to you and you work in a chemist and they specifically ask for tablets with codine in them do you not immediately assume they are a drug dealer? Apparantly at Harrisons in the civic you can not only get away with this but can get away with walking in dirty, shoeless, toothless, unshaven and reeking of B.O and get perscription cold and flu tablets without a perscription…
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